How Kirsty Gets Her Kicks

A tale of skullduggery that plays out on the mean streets of Glasgow...

One-legged barmaid Kirsty is in a shit-load of trouble after she kills one of gangster Jimmy McPhee's enforcers with a stiletto heel to the head after he gets a bit too handsie.

Now she's on the run from the gang boss who loves to torture his victims before he kills them, with a safe-load of cash she stole from him and a hot gun. And she has company--a choirboy barman Jamie who just happens to be the only witness.

She needs to survive long enough to spend the cash.

How difficult can it be to catch a "daft wee lassie with one leg?" Glasgow hardman Jimmy McPhee is about to find out. Kirsty's made a laughing stock out of him and he doesn't like that one wee bit.

Bring together a one-legged barmaid who's legged it with a safe load of dirty cash, a spurned gangster's wife who wants a walking womb for her mail order sperm, a giant birthday cake and a mad chase to the end, and you've got How Kirsty Gets Her Kicks: one freaking minute at a time.

Praise for HOW KIRSTY GETS HER KICKS:

"A high-kicking, double-barrelled, blast of grindhouse pulp." --Paul D. Brazill, author of Last Year's Man

"How Kirsty Gets Her Kicks hits the ground running and does not let up for a single breathless second. I tore through this in one sitting, and it's a hell of a ride filled with colourful characters and casual violence--everything I look for in crime fiction--not to mention a lead character that takes everything thrown at her and just keeps on coming. This is a great story, and Jennifer Lee Thomson is a great story-teller." --Paul Heatley, author of Fatboy, Guillotine, and the Eye for an Eye series