Publisher's Synopsis
Dear All, The International Community should be advised that the former UK has made the transition from a monarchy into a Republic - namely the Republic of England, Scotland and Ireland. We would like to emphasize that this step was taken independently of the failures of Westminster Parliament - such as political corruption, disinformation, incompetence and the perpetuation of ungentlemanly conduct in poor old England - including Child Poverty, Inequality, Racism and Femicide. Westminster has failed to uphold the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR), which is very disappointing. The reason why England is developing into a Republic is simple: At some point we all have to evolve. It's just the way of things: ) Hence we will temporarily take over the reins; until Equality and a Basic Income Guarantee (BIG) have been manifested. It should also be noted that Scottish Democracy will not be denied. Hence we expect Westminster - in particular PM Rishi Sunak - to honour Scotland's democratic will. This includes implementing a referendum on Scottish independence; as requested by the People of Scotland. Also, the necessary laws to prevent domestic abuse and homicides must be implemented - to protect the UDHR and UNCRC; and empower women. As a gesture of goodwill we will grant the English Upper Class the privilege to retain their titles - such as Sir, Lord, Duke etc. - provided they pledge their allegiance to the English Republic. King Charles will also be permitted to retain his title. In fact, we encourage Charles to get more politically involved and dissolve Parliament whenever he feels like it; independently from the prime minister. From now on, People will also be permitted to wear tracksuits at work. Dress shirt and necktie will still be tolerated, but unnecessary. To conclude this gentle governmental takeover, we would like to emphasize that England - in particular London - is a very close-knit society, where people inevitably get on each other's nerves. Also, a lot of emotional baggage has accumulated throughout England's history. Hence many People - in particular the establishment and corrupt Tories - may be in need of personality development and psychotherapy. PS: Being currently the President of Russia, the EU and Britain, we will implement a fusion between MI6 and the GRU/SVR - as well as MI5 and FSB - so that we can be one happy family and manifest Peace and Prosperity in the world. Love and Light / God Bless Mark 21. June 2023
