Publisher's Synopsis
Have you ever had the urge to tell your coworker that their idea is so bad it should come with a warning label? Or maybe you're dying to let your colleague know that their constant "innovations" are just another way to reinvent the wheel-poorly? Fear not, because this book is here to teach you how to speak your mind, all while staying safely within the HR-approved zone!
Packed with over 200 witty comebacks, humorous one-liners, and totally professional office pranks, this book is the perfect guide to getting your point across without accidentally landing in the HR hot seat. From "That's an interesting take" (which subtly means "What in the world is happening right now?") to "I'll take that under consideration" (code for "Nope. Never."), you'll have a whole arsenal of perfectly polite ways to tell your coworkers exactly how you feel. This isn't just for you-it's for everyone in your office who has ever dreamed of giving a well-deserved burn, but didn't want to risk a trip to the unemployment line. Whether you're rolling your eyes at the latest email chain or holding back the urge to scream in a meeting, this book is your secret weapon for deflecting frustration with sarcasm, humor, and just the right touch of professionalism. Perfect for the coworker who loves a good prank or for those who need a stress reliever but can't actually quit their job. It's the ideal gag gift for anyone who's ever wanted to say "you're being ridiculous" without saying "you're being ridiculous." Warning: Side effects may include laughing at inappropriate moments, eye rolls that can be seen across the office, and a sudden surge of confidence when dealing with those coworkers. Use with caution-HR will be watching.
