Publisher's Synopsis
Forewarning
Of the newly discovered five parts concerning the royal Hamlet family of Elsinore, our documentation here includes Parts one, two and three. The remaining two sectors to be presented in a second volume as quickly as humanly possible. The reader must be reminded as to the vast trove of documentation needing sifting through, including need we add documents having suffered irreparably in the wet climate of the submerged cellars of Elsinore Castle due to climate change.
None the less, it is entirely established that the three parts included here are of their own entire satisfaction due to the resolution of the family issues concerning Prince Hamlet, his mother, Queen Gertrude, his sister, Ophelia, and their father Polonius, with additional reference to the long suffering and otherwise quite a decent fellow and pedophile, child rapist and fratricide King Claudius, his evil brother, the sadistic King Hamlet and his impotent Ghost, the grotesque and naked ambitions of the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern clans and the saintly for lack of a better word homoerotic love Horatio bares the Prince. Thus, while the committee has significant additional presentational ordering, one and all are assured that the presentation of Hamlet the Novel as herein contained can only inform and enlighten.
