Publisher's Synopsis
My name is Appleton, and I come from the planet Reginta in the Omega Centauri Globular cluster. I would like to thank J. Jack Bergeron for co-writing this book with me since as an extraterrestrial life form from another planet, I am not trained in audible communication. This book has been written because we have officially decided to reveal ourselves as having visited your planet. This should resolve all the controversies that have been going on for ages on Earth as to whether extraterrestrial life and UFOs actually exist. We tell the truth about the following topics: What Stonehenge, the Lockness Monster, Phoenix lights, and crop circles are about. The truth about Noah's flood, Roswell incident, the Face on Mars, Bigfoot/Sasquatch, Barney and Betty Hill, Marshall Applewhite, and others. How humans got out of Africa. How humans migrated to the Americas. How the Egyptian pyramids and Great Wall of China were influenced. As of Nov 6th we guarantee that we have no more "representation" in the Democratic and Republican parties. Our technology is so advanced, it has allowed us to travel to heaven and back. All atheists should read this book. God has an opinion of this book, we're just not sure what it is yet. Many other topics are disclosed . . . here . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -> I would like to interrupt this dialogue. My name is Massage DeMessuer, and I am the extraterrestrial ruler from where Appleton comes from. I would like to thank Amazon publishing and J. Jack Bergeron for letting me interrupt Appleton's "alien invasion of Earth" in this description. We may be placing him under arrest to deal with his transgressions.
