Publisher's Synopsis
Out of millions of sperm cells all racing trying to make it to the top, we made it. Some of us were born with hair, and some of us weren't so lucky. We weren't able to chose who, or what color our parents were, or how much money we were born into. Then before you knew it, you were crawling, walking, talking, burping, farting, hurting yourself and figuring out your way around earth.
Then your teenage years came around with beards, mustaches, breast, pubic hairs, raging hormones, bleeding, attitudes, deep voices, experimenting with boys or girls, watching porn, and being a normal teenager. Then BOOM! You're old, with gray hairs up top and down below, bills that don't vacation, families and constant death. This book is about the way grownups may see life the older we're getting.
