Publisher's Synopsis
Few Women in the World could ever guess what crossed the Inspired Mind of our Selected King; but, it is such Good News that it should be published in all Newspapers and Magazines, Worldwide, and also advertised on all Television Channels and Radio Stations: because it is Truly REVOLUTIONARY! In fact, it is the Best News that this Generation of People have ever heard, Guaranteed! Indeed, www.Amazon.com offers a ONE-MILLION-DOLLAR REWARD to anyone who can Prove by means of Reason and Logic that the previous Statement is not True! Yes, just Study the "Good News for REBEL WOMEN," and discover for yourself that it is True, and Amazingly so: because he Reveals HOW almost all Women in the World can become Moderately Rich without ever leaving their Homes, nor even getting jobs! Moreover, if that sounds Unbelievable to you, you are not alone: because most Rebel Women do not Believe it; but, after Carefully Reading this Inspired Book, they will have to Confess that it IS True! Therefore, do not allow the Lady Doubtfulness to Discourage you by any Means: beCause all of the Unbelief in the World will not change the Facts by even 14 Degrees. After all, it could be that many Women in the World will have no Desire to become Moderately Rich, even if it is Possible: beCause of whatever Mysterious Reasons, including Partial Insanity! However, most Sane Women and Sound-minded Men will have to Agree that it would be much Better than Experiencing another Hateful World WAR! After all, this is a PEACEFUL Revolution, which only Requires "The Great Worldwide TELEVISED Court HEARING," whereby the Whole Truth can be Revealed, and the Masses of People are the Judge and JURY, who can and should Exercise their DUMBmocracy, and VOTE for "The New RIGHTEOUS One-World Government!" Indeed, you will Fully Understand it, AFTER you Study this Wonderful Book, whose Inspired Author has already been Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize! Therefore, even if you are not Personally Interested in it, please make sure that someone else is: beCause this World of Woes is in Desperate Need of the Benevolent Assistance of a RIICHUS KING, whose Reasonable Solutions are Astounding! Moreover, they are told with his Special Wit and Humorous Wisdom, as only he could do and has done without any Hiccups, Burps, nor Lying Blurbs. Trust him: because he has no Trash for Sale. In fact, if you are not 100% Satisfied with his Inspired Books, you can get your money back. Therefore, "Put your Best Foot Forward," as they say, and Exercise a little Faith: beCause, even as Bleak as things might now be looking, there is still much Hope, if we just Exercise our Faith, Hope, Love, Trust, Patience, Persistence, Obedience, and all such Good Things. For God's Sake, do not be Spooked Away by the Capitalized Words: beCause they are only Camouflage for our Selected King, who is already in Grave Danger for his Inspired Words of Provable Truths, which are a Great Threat to the Evil Empire, which has Produced so many Wonderful Rebel Women and Bearded Men. Remember "The GWTCH!"
