Publisher's Synopsis
Hi folks, welcome to my imagination! These stories are true with a tad of embellishment. They are a compilation of my columns that I wrote for a local Santa Cruz County newspaper as well as some stories from my childhood in Modesto, CA. My mom used to say, "When life's circumstances get you down and you can't change them, then crack a joke and laugh at them." I guess I took that to heart in writing this book. I write about everyday happenings, such as going to the supermarket, my dog Blue, doing volunteer work or just working out at the gym. And of course there are Zombies. Our culture is obsessed with Zombies. So I write a little about Zombies at the Laundromat, which by the way are not real, but why are they always so dirty? Have you ever seen one at the Laundromat? If you have, then seek help immediately!
