Publisher's Synopsis
Do you work with, know, or appreciate lawyers and judges and the hard work they do? Do you want to give them a laugh?
Anyone in the legal field will love this book that gives a humorous and praiseworthy look at the legal sector! Filled with unusual lawyer stories, hilarious judicial decisions, little-known legal facts, funny courtroom and law office events, World Records, and much more.
Revealing the lighter side of the legal profession, it's the perfect and unique gift for the Holidays, White Elephant, Secret Santa, stocking stuffer, a birthday, or an enjoyable surprise gift anytime!
Excerpts,
Trial lawyer: "Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Doctor: "All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight."
A judge in Kentucky was happy to dismiss a case before trial, "Quite frankly, I would have rather jumped naked off of a 12-foot stepladder into a five-gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two-week trial of the dispute herein. A trial, which no doubt, would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory."
Also features,
- World records for the longest jury trial,
- The lawyer who won 245 consecutive jury murder cases in a row,
- The longest existing legal practice,
- Hilarious judicial opinions,
- Super-strange court motions, and much more.
It's the perfect gift for anyone in the legal field!
The most remembered gifts are the ones that make you laugh! He or she will love you for the laughs this amusing book brings! Check it out!
