Publisher's Synopsis
This guide can help you negotiate the marriage minefield and maintain your sanity until you can get safely divorced! Includes important facts you need to know about married life: The Myth of Post-Marital Sex -- Why there is no sex after marriage; How to Sneak Out of the House at Night so you can finally have sex like you did when single; Bachelor Pads/Business Trips -- Making time for monkey business; Using your Married State as a Girl Magnet -- Plus how to use dogs and children to attract women; How to Cheat on your Wife using an Assumed Name; Wife Swapping and Sleeping with your Wife's Friends -- The do's and don'ts; Trading Up -- Upgrading to a younger, prettier, wife; Effective Use of Personal Ads -- One night stands through the newspapers; Divorce: The Most Effective Cure for ImpotenceYour sex drive will return. All the key techniques to survive your marriage are here explained in this essential book.