Publisher's Synopsis
What are the police actually good for? Do we really need them? Excuse Me Officer is a light hearted, insightful yet humorous look at the current thin blue line slowly fading under austerity. With Facebook insults, fights over a burnt dinner and maybe the odd shop theft thrown in. Learn about the thief who reported his stolen goods, stolen. The great meat theft, the lady who put razor blades in her girly bits and other tales from the frontline over a very changing and at times challenging ten years of police service.
