Publisher's Synopsis
Other books on writing simply offer advice. This book will show you the only true way of creating a novel that is unique and personal to the experiences of its author. Everything You Need to Write a Novel (Pen Not Included) truly does contain everything you need to write a novel (except the pen). An excellent joke gift for aspiring writers, this book simply contains many ruled pages, just waiting to be filled. Think of it as an unusual notebook, nothing more.
