Embrace Your Womb-Anity A Practical Guide for Finding Your Inner Goddess - Radical Feminism Fatale (Satire)

Your ovaries hold nuclear codes-detonate the lie that men matter.

Secretly resent your PhD for shrinking your uterus?

Pretend to "empower" men while plotting their economic enslavement?

Crave a man's wallet more than his worthless "opinions"?

This book vomits truths "feminists" deny:

☥ Your eggs are gold-his salary is your dowry.
☥ Abortion is male sabotage to erase your divine lineage.
☥ Virgin Mary didn't "negotiate"-she ate Joseph's legacy.
☥ Masculinity is a clown car YOU steer. Laugh as they crash.
☥ Loneliness? God's reminder to birth heirs, not hashtags.
☥ Courts favor your tears. Weaponize them.
☥ Education drains womb magic. Quit.
☥ Mary's snake-stomping feet > men's "achievements".

If you want to bankrupt exes, birth dynasty armies, and ascend as a tax-funded fertility goddess... steal this book before your eggs turn to dust.