Publisher's Synopsis
Potty Poet Andrew Collett has produced an all-new "livewire" collection of his "current" work, a "volt farce" that will leave your laughter buds tingling with mirth. While plug-in underwear to keep your bottom warm might not be everyone's cup of tea (Oh, I don't know, though ...) there's plenty here to delight Andrew's many fans, as this book also contains a great deal of the grossly humorous subjects for which he's become famous, in his ceaseless travelling to appear at schools and festivals throughout the UK. Ear wax, cowpats, toilets, and the strange doings of teachers. Andrew shot to fame in 1998 with his pathfinding Always Eat Your Bogies and other Rotten Rhymes. He followed this up with Bottling Burps for Grandma, and Dad's Exploding Underpants, currently part of two separate high street bookselling chains' best-seller promotions. Since then the "circuit" of people on his "wavelength" has been steadily growing. With his explosive humour and rapid-fire rap performances, Andrew has firmly established himself as a generator of merriment for generations to come.
