Publisher's Synopsis
Easter's Gone Soft-Here's How to Restore Its Warrior D.N.A. (Before Your Sons Think Dyeing Eggs Is Manly)
Do pastel-clad bunny rituals make you feel like a beta provider funding someone else's childhood fantasy? Why celebrate a resurrection myth that's been neutered into pastel consumerism instead of primal purpose? Tired of being the A.T.M. for "Spring Day" brunches while your authority gets hunted like a chocolate egg?- Exposes how Easter's pagan roots honored warriors, not woke Hallmark dads.
- Debunks the "bunny" as a castrated male symbol-and what to replace it with.
- Reveals why 89% of Easter ads target women (and how to boycott the scam).
- Teaches Spartan fasting rituals that boost testosterone, not tofu sacraments.
- Restores father-son rites crushed by "Spring Day" snowflakes.
- Maps how Viking fire pits and stag antlers trump pastel basket slavery.
- Explains why Christ's resurrection mirrors Achilles, not soyboy church hugs.
- Tactics to turn Easter funds into Bitcoin, bullion, or bourbon-not brunch debt.
If you want to resurrect your primal purpose, bankrupt feminist egg hunts, and lead your tribe like Odin in spring-buy this book today.
