Publisher's Synopsis
"Life is a rollercoaster of adventure, fun, thrills, emotions, despair, and unicorns. It's even better if you don't know how to tie your shoes." -Mr. Norm Imagine if you were assigned the task of taking the world's most unlucky kid to the zoo. Would you go? I wouldn't. But Philip had nothing to lose. On the last day of his junior year in high school his girlfriend dumped him. Instead of moping around all summer, Philip was given the task of taking his cousin to the zoo. His cousin just so happened to be the most unlucky kid this world and a few other worlds have ever seen. Hold on to your hat and give those around you a warm goodbye because once you start reading, the fun doesn't stop. Hope you used the bathroom first.
