Publisher's Synopsis
After watching her life story on VH1's Behind The Music, Papaya Queen hotdog man and Columbia University dropout Martin Taylor Coleridge becomes convinced that he and pop star Gwen Stefani share a special connection. When he discovers that she loves Papaya Queen hotdogs, Mortimer decides to spend his life preparing for the day when Gwen Stefani will walk into the Papaya Queen where he works, order a frankfurter and fall in love with him. A comical and quirky look at celebrity worship.
