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Don't Wipe Your Bum With a Hedgehog

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Publisher's Synopsis

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and award-winning author of WHY EATING BOGEYS IS GOOD FOR YOU.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:

You can't trust a dog to watch your food.

Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.

And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd!

Book information

ISBN: 9780385618663
Publisher: RHCP
Imprint: Doubleday Children's
Pub date:
DEWEY: 032.02
DEWEY edition: 23
Number of pages: 249
Weight: 287g
Height: 185mm
Width: 132mm
Spine width: 23mm