Publisher's Synopsis
In this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any--and every--age.
Filled with entertaining anecdotes and stories, Don't Count the Candles provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex. Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging:
- IQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.
- At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.
- Eat all you want, just don't swallow it.
- A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away--unless he happens to be in the hay with you.
Take it from Joan Rivers--you've got a lot of living left to do!
