Publisher's Synopsis
Her best friend is a werewolf. Her boyfriend is a ghoul. And she really, REALLY can't stand her vampire husband. Meet Audra Perez, strapped for cash, looking for a quick fix to her financial woes. Hey, a girl needs to have a roof over her head and tuition for school! She auditions to be a stripper and gets chosen, so things should be a breeze, right? Wrong! Catching the eye of a mysterious older gentleman, they soon start dating against club rules. A hot night at his beach house finds her the next day with pointy fangs and her lover having vanished without a trace. Being a stripper is tough, but being a vampire stripper is tougher. Jackassy clients are just the start of her gripes, but at least she has her new fuzzy best friend for backup (and if you thought vamps and weres were sworn enemies, think again!). To top it off, Audra's now dating a ghoul (and ixnay on calling him a zombie; that really pisses him off!). And those relationship issues? Well, it's not easy juggling a boyfriend and a vampire husband, so let's not even go there... Life's a bitch, and then you DON'T die. A Raunchy Dark Comedy That Knows No Bounds. TOP TEN FINISHER AT THE 2012 P&E READERS POLLS NOT for the Squeemish. It's advised that you put your big girl panties on before reading this. WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING.... "Take the bold sexiness of 50 Shades of Grey, add the supernatural action-packed twists of an episode of True Blood, and if you add a heavy dose of sass, playfulness, and humor you'll have an idea of what you can expect from Diary of a Vampire Stripper." Gothic Beauty Magazine (issue 41) "This is not just another vampire book." (4 stars) Reader's Favorite "DIARY OF A VAMPIRE STRIPPER is funny in the same ways that the movies BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, MY BEST FRIEND IS A VAMPIRE, and I KISSED A VAMPIRE are funny: they're campy, but they're campy with heart...It's everything you hope it will be: funny, romantic, snarky, and a great read!" Fresh Fiction This is a rocking, fast paced, uproarious story that will leave audiences laughing hysterically and still totally heart warmed. For anyone who loves vampires and weres, and some seriously complex issues, this is the novel for you. (4 stars) Night Owl Romance The originality of this is just brilliant and it sucked me in right from the start. (5 stars) Book Devotee Reviews Diary of a Vampire Stripper is so different and original and just plain fun to read....If you are a fan of paranormal romances with a touch of mystery and a lot of fun, then I recommend Diary of a Vampire Stripper! (4 stars) Novelly Nice "Cinsearae S. will consume you in this first person novel based on the complexity of prejudice, love, loyalty and betrayal in a darker world. "Diary of a Vampire Stripper" will challenge your imagination and welcome you to move along with Audra and embrace her every thought and emotion. Throughout the book I was deeply amused by the characters personalities. Each one's traits and habits only complimented the main character; who without a doubt managed to keep me on edge til the very last page. I would suggest this to not only friends but anyone thirsting for an adventure not thought of before now! Scarlet Skies Certainty
