Publisher's Synopsis
Redicting the world, one banned fluid word at a time. The only way to end shushing is to ban words. There's a new teacher in town and she's going to teach the children right. Her name's Celeste, a chanceselling body by trade and the one true educator, who will set the course of the future. The young wild animals in the Forest have always had poor teaching and education. Some of them still think they are their birth species. This is old skyview way of thinking, and the best way to remove old outdated dumdum think is to enlighten. Enlightening children grades pre-k through twelfth is the only way the Forest will tranniform into Utopia-the wonderful place in the sky, bordering Fantasy Land. It should be everyone's dream to fly up to the rainbows and have a suckle of multi-juice. So the children must become birds, and those birds who are old skyview in the sense of natural bird, shall not fly into the sky, for they have already had their fill of rainbows. Celeste is about freedom, liberation and equali-tay and anyone who doesn't point to and hail the rainbow is a bigot, a racist, a fascist, a sexist, an astronaut or some other piece of slime. There's no room in Utopia for thinking. There's just too much freedom to have the wild animals not act like the farm animals the chanceselling bodies have invited into the Forest in the name of inclusion. The rulers care so much, they say the word, care, all the time. Their inaction to help anyone but themselves is a true sign of their caring. With most of the youth programmed to believe anyone who salutes the rainbows, the chanceselling bodies use this as an opportunity to care more for the bodies of their voters. The chanceselling bodies care so much, they're already inside everyone they speak to. Like a parasitic worm or tick, the rulers suck as much blood as they can, while pretending they ain't even there. Modern skyview, cutting edge, commoner core education is the fastest way into an innocent child's mind to shape them from the inside, out. If there's one thing for sure, the children must learn how to trust and obey anyone who is a chanceselling body, even in a democracy. Questioning, like the sky, the Ministry of Omnipotent Mindedness is redicting to ensure those fascist words don't make anyone feely-feel bad on the inside. Anyone who wants to look up and believe the sky is not the limit are repugnant phobes of some kind, who need to learn about important matters through learning activities like the blame game and race cards.
