Publisher's Synopsis
"Why do you hate it here so much?" Otto said."I don't know, Ott," Dante said, "maybe because these morons don't know how to fucking flush a toilet ... Also, I feel like I could be slapping the McGregor's for a job on this ship and I'd still feel like shit. Do you know what I'm saying?""No," Otto said. "I like the twins. They're funny.""It's all of it," Dante said. "Cleaning toilets in the middle of the day isn't just it. It's waking up the following day and the day after that knowing that you'll be cleaning toilets again. Or if it's not cleaning poopers, it's something else." "What's wrong with that?" Otto said. "What's wrong with doing the same thing over and over?""Yeah?" Otto said."Everything, you stupid fuck. You do the same thing over and over and then you die."Dante is a thirteen-year-old cabin boy of Ahab's Revenge who has never been anywhere ... but that was only until the day he decides enough is enough. That very same day he embarked on an incredible adventure to find the answer to the one truly serious question he knows: What is the meaning of life?Along the way, he'll meet a woman from the moon, a thousand-year-old man, a Sentient robot, and the love of his life.
