Publisher's Synopsis
Pirates hijack shipments of soap and deodorant, a poultry pandemic breaks out, a set of conjoined Siamese twin cats is kidnapped, a horse-and-buggy anti-car protest breaks out. With inept anchors and reporters telling of these wild stories interspersed with an environmentally friendly car smaller than a Big Wheel, an evil, possessed doll, anti-aging tape, and more, this slapstick comedy stage play gives a whole new meaning to surreal television. Perfect for Middle School.