Publisher's Synopsis
Detective Clydesdale Noland is living proof that God has a sense of humour. Short and hairy, he has been endowed with the genitals of his namesake horse and the sex drive of a herd of bull elephants. Clydesdale is 100% gay and all man. When an up-and-coming naval officer is found floating face down in Washington's reflecting pool, Clydesdale smells something fishy. Was the closeted officer driven to suicide by the threat of exposure, or was he killed to keep him quiet?
