Publisher's Synopsis
HERE IS WHAT OTHER'S THINK OF THIS BOOK "I'm not the lush he makes me out to be." - Lou "If anyone has seen my knee, please e-mail me at '[email protected]. There is a reward." - Death "Honest. Elvis is alive and well. I've seen him. I don't care what anyone thinks." - Donnie "Tall skinny redheads turn me on. That explains why I married a butterball brunette who is shorter than I am." - Bobby Joe "I can't wait to see who plays me in the movie." - Magistrate Margaret Snipper "I don't really waltz into a room. It's more of a majestic glide." - Jackson
