Publisher's Synopsis
Long Lines. Huge Crowds. Bad Service. They can all be yours! In a desperate search for "The Christmas Spirit," Patrick agrees to spend the day doing one of his least favorite activities: shopping at the local mall. There, he will attempt to find the best that this holiday season has to offer including peace, love, and good cheer. Unfortunately, he must first endure a bizarre series of incidents involving walruses, fish sticks, and music made in the 80's. Is he strong enough to survive this challenge? Will he find what he is looking for? And more importantly, will he ever find his car?
