Publisher's Synopsis
"Christian, diary of a slacker" is a funny and entertaining humorous novel that follows the hilarious adventures of a nineteen year old boy named Christian. Despite being a slacker and a bit of a dork who refuses to work, Christian has a huge ego and is convinced that he is a true seducer. Drawing on his supposed expertise, Christian creates a guide on how to pick up girls, but quickly realises that his advice is useless.
Through his diary, Christian takes us on a hilarious and awkward journey as he tries to put his theories about love and relationships into practice. Despite his fumbles and failures, Christian continues to try to win over the girls of his dreams and, along the way, discovers things about himself and his own emotions. With witty humour and a snappy writing style, "Christian, diary of slacker" is a perfect novel for those looking for a light and fun read. Filled with hilarious situations and eccentric characters, this novel will have you laughing non-stop and keep you hooked from the very first page. If you're looking for a story with a good dose of humour and a fresh look at love relationships, "Christian, diary of a slacker" is a perfect choice. Don't miss out and order your copy! My name is Christian and I'm a flirt. I'm nineteen years old and I'm more flirty than George Clouney. That's because of my attractiveness, my physique and my charisma. That's why I've decided to share my secret with the rest of humanity. Along with this diary, where I explain my super interesting life, there is my free guide on how to flirt. But it is at the end of the diary. So, readers will have to read my whole diary before they get to the most well-kept secret in the history of mankind. There I explain everything I know about women. In this diary I explain, among other things, when I worked for a few minutes in a toy shop and a customer almost broke my face; when I accompanied my mother to the supermarket to help her and ended up helping another mother, who was a blonde with blue eyes; when I went to charge my mobile phone and almost got my face broken; when I wanted to surf the internet and I called information and a very nice girl came on; when I explained jokes in a feminist association and they almost broke my face; when I went with my friends to a car dealership to look at a sports car and they threw us out in a bad way; when I went to my house and there was a burglar and my feet touched my ass from running so much; when dad was sick and he was occupying my sofa; when I called the child helpline because mum wanted me to clean the toilets and that is child exploitation and when the police came they didn't take it very well; when I wet the bed because I didn't feel like going to the toilet and my mum punished me; or when we had a meal with my Vanessa and my witch of a mother-in-law and it was more like a funeral than a meal, with my mother-in-law there crying her eyes out. BOOKS IN THE COLLECTION 1.- Jonathan, diary of a braggart 2.- Jonathan, diary of a dabbler who can't swim 3.- Christian, diary of an idiot 4.- Christian, diary of a hard working guy 5.- How I survived confinement
