Publisher's Synopsis
Cats Don't Fart
Right In Your Face
Dogs Will Fart
All Over The Place.
This story is a tribute to my beautiful, kind, and very polite Gray Tabby: Stanley "Cup" Frank. He had a tummyache and nothing was making him feel better. I looked at him and thought, If only you could fart, that might help. Then I thought of our hilarious English Springer Spaniel Dog Child, Casey Goofy Hector Protector Gugenheimer Frank, who was the King of Farts.
He would sprawl across our coffee table in a crowded room and let out farts like sonic booms. On a scale of 1 to 10, he scored a billion. Everyone would run out of the room covering their noses and gasping for air.
There are differences between cats and dogs and we love them all. Just another example:
Cats will circle their food
And give you THAT LOOK
If they don't like it
Dogs will sniff anything
On the ground
And bite it.
