Publisher's Synopsis
Greetings from Bucolia! A nearaway place over the river and into the hills where... - Cattle cowspire to wage cowrilla warfare against unwitting humans - Potlucks and fence posts replace CNN - Scotch and Merlot are as essential to good gardening as fertilizer and water - There be witches, wolves, and wild winged wonders - Truncated gerunds dominate the dialect - Mystifying, monstrous machines rule the roads - Cats and dragonflies become spiritual oracles - Frayed and unraveled lives are rewoven And... - You must drag your home over a mountain logging road in order to live there Drop by, pick up some farm-fresh flowers, eggs and zucchini-just leave your money in the pickle jar.