Publisher's Synopsis
Book of Excuses - Why You Suck At Golf: It's Not YouHilarious Reasons Your Golf Game is a Disaster (But Definitely Not Your Fault!)
Golf is hard. But is it really your fault? Absolutely not! That's where the Book of Excuses comes in-your trusty companion for blaming everything except your swing. Whether you're slicing into the trees, missing 3-foot putts, or hitting more sand than fairway, this book provides excuses so good, they might even sound legit. This is part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series, and this volume is dedicated to helping you explain away every terrible shot, lost ball, and disastrous round. HOW TO USE:STEP 1 - Hold the book in your hands. Accept that you are not the problem.
STEP 2 - Close your eyes and think about your latest golf disaster.
STEP 3 - Flip to a random page. Trust in fate (or your need for a confidence boost).
STEP 4 - Read your excuse aloud with conviction. Bonus points if your golf buddies actually believe you. Use with caution-some excuses are pure genius, while others may require a straight face and zero shame. EXCUSE EXAMPLE:
"My golf instructor wears joggers, has a whistle, and keeps calling me 'champ'."
(Clearly, that's why my swing isn't improving.) WHAT'S INSIDE?
✔ A hilarious collection of golf excuses - Blame the clubs, the course, the weather, the alignment of the planets-anything but yourself!
✔ Perfect comeback material - Next time someone critiques your swing, flip open this book and fire back with a rock-solid excuse.
✔ BONUS: Free Scorecards Included! - Because even with all these excuses, you still need to keep track of your strokes (no matter how painful).
✔ Part of the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series - Collect them all to cover every golf-related predicament! WHO IS THIS BOOK FOR?
- The perfect gift for golfers - Great for dads, brothers, uncles, husbands, golf buddies, or anyone who refuses to take responsibility for their game.
- A hilarious gag gift or prank - Surprise your golf pals with a book full of excuses they wish they had thought of.
- A fun giveaway or tournament prize - A fantastic addition to golf events, charity raffles, or club competitions.
This is just one book in the Book of Excuses: Golf Edition series-so whether you need excuses for a bad score, skipping work to play, buying new clubs, or why you carry five extra balls per round, there's a book for every situation! So go ahead-grab your copy today and never take the blame for a bad round again!
