Boiling Eggs for Simpletons

Boiling Eggs for Simpletons Teach a Dunderhead, Dimwit, Nitwit, Numskull, Birdbrain, Blockhead, Bonehead, Idiot, Clod, Dolt, Fathead, Imbecile, Ignoramus, Lunkhead, Lamebrain, Buffoon and Moron Pal, Partner, or Family Member or Chums How to Boil an Egg.

Paperback (12 Aug 2013)

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Publisher's Synopsis

Simpletons often claim "I can't even boil an egg" so this slim volume has been written to give them a leg up. Boiled eggs are a must for gentlefolk and as a child our family butler Frobisher would bring the family perfectly boiled eggs from the kitchens where housekeeper Janet Frobisher would daily supervise the kitchen staff in egg boiling.Boiled eggs shored up the British Empire for 500 years, particularly the unctuously runny ones served out of finest 18th century Worcester porcelain egg cups and lovingly fingered with perfectly toasted bread soldiers.

Book information

ISBN: 9781492139348
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Imprint: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Pub date:
Language: English
Number of pages: 78
Weight: 172g
Height: 254mm
Width: 203mm
Spine width: 4mm