Publisher's Synopsis
For too long, humanity has wrapped itself in a cloak of lies that have indoctrinated us into believing that having a family is a worthy endeavour. Our narrator, M'Lord Chook, shreds this cloak like an Eddie Van Halen guitar solo. We are given front row seats on a journey that takes everything we thought we knew about living with children and hurls it into a demonic woodchipper. In this tale of two parts, M'Lord guides us through every facet of the horrors endured in raising a family. From preparing for your spawn's arrival into the world, to an analysis into why having a pet is a much more rewarding experience than having children, this book lifts the veil on the realities of living with kids. A tale of unicorns and rainbows it most definitely is not. This story has teeth.
