Publisher's Synopsis
Dark Tales Told with a Light Touch
From the author of Monster Laughs, Seasons Without Reason, Exit Strategies, Channel Surfing, Heaven-Bent HUMOR: The DEAN Adventures, The Dean Burkey Bundle, How to Write All Kinds of Comedy Jokes, and more!, come five crazy tales "too twisted" to be included in Seasons Without Reason!
"Oh, Flap!"
"On the trail of a serial killer obsessed with cereal, Chief Detective Chip Folic faces inner demons of his own."
"Aren't you too old to be eating Rice Zippies?"
"No way! Rice Zippies are a delicious part of this nutritious breakfast."
"Munch Wisely, My Son"
"Beware of biting off more than you can chew."
We met when I visited Nutler Library to research my discourse on the instability of rational thought and accidentally spilled hot chocolate on her pom-poms.
"Boy Loses Girl"
"Somebody's missing some body."
Formaldehyde isn't the kind of cologne that attracts eager lovers.
"The Search for the Perfect Turd"
"Stinking pride leads to a stinky downfall."
"Would I jest?" the jester replied as he batted his dark brown, soulful eyes.
"T. M. I."
"Would you want to remember everything?"
"Are you sure you want to know?" Mom's last words hung in the air like laundry drying in the MidWest in the 1950s. Sans the sandstorm.
A different kind of darkness; a different kind of humor; a different kind of book: Black Light Tales. "Enjoy?"
