Publisher's Synopsis
Did you know that every U.S. president gets a presidential library after leaving office - and YOU pay for it?This book reveals leaked plans for the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library & Museum and tours this zany zone: *Ivanka Avenue offers tremendous views of The Statue of Trumpety with Don's fist replacing Lady Liberty's flame.*No books inside this library, but a continuous stream of Trump tweets showcasing his "best words."*Get Trump's Florida orange look - rent a sunbed or purchase his signature Orang-U-Tan cream. Best Tan Ever!!!*Visit the Saturated Fat-Cats Café for charred steak, tubs of fried chicken, covfefe, and Diet cola.*The don't-miss Heroes and Villains exhibit sponsored by the Russian Federation."Horrible, dishonest and not goodly written!" - John Barron, Washington DCTRUMPUBLICANS--Don't buy this book. You won't like it!
