Publisher's Synopsis
A hilarious collection of short stories from a town whose name nobody remembers to a professor specialising in Wellington Boots, and from overconfident spaceship pilots to a heaven for mice. John Offord's book will leave you gasping for air and wanting more. NO PRINCESSES WERE HARMED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS BOOK EXCEPT ON PAGE 13. A collection of funny, wicked, modern fairytales, full of princesses, aliens, church mice, buttonholes, frogs, the W.I., and lots of playful mischief - Tom Wells. I laughed so much I spat out my tea - Samantha Drummond-Hay.
