Publisher's Synopsis
In 1997 Holiday Inn ran a notorious Super Bowl commercial featuring a transsexual woman attending her high school reunion. She walks proudly through the crowds of her former classmates before stopping in front of a man who tries to put a name to a face. He studies her for a moment before recognizing her and delivers the infamous line: "Bob?... Bob Johnson?"This book is a scandalously scintillating and highly explicit re-imagining of the Super Bowl commercial. Bob, now Roberta - Bobbie to her friends and lovers - has returned to her high school to surveil her former classmates, posing as Bob Johnson's date for the evening. Along the way she encounters an arch-enemy, a former flame, and the true object of her burning and passionate desires - the well-endowed Tom Moorecock.Will Roberta exact revenge on her old nemesis? Will she rekindle the affair with her former paramour? Will Roberta finally get what she has wanted after all these years and satiate her unrequited desires and form an explosive and debauched bond with the enormously gifted Tom Moorecock?The only way to find out is to pick up the book and turn its pages and discover what steamy, raunchy, and risqué adventures young Ms. Johnson finds herself embroiled in. I'll bet that your high school reunion was nothing like hers! But if you were there for Roberta Johnson's, I'll wager you dollars to doughnuts that as you watched a mysterious, tall, buxom blonde with a supple and scrumptiously rounded rear-end stroll around the room, you would have asked the question: Is that BOB?... BOB JOHNSON?