Publisher's Synopsis
ANOTHER CRAPPY DIET BOOK If I were to win the lottery, the first thing I would do is to check myself into an expensive fat farm. Dollars to doughnuts I'd be checking myself out the next day. Unfortunately, that's how long my attention span lasts. You could compare my Einstein like mastermind to a glass of Champagne or a Mimosa . . . inhaled quickly for medicinal reasons . . . employing the floor to mouth "five second rule." To quote the American Hero, Popeye, "I am what I am, and that's all I am." I shall never look like Olive Oyl, nor do I want to. However, being healthy has now become a priority for me. I'm "sucking it up" to start my new life style. Inside this finely crafted cover are secrets I have learned over the years of what not to do when trying to lose weight. Join me as we take a peek at my comedic journey into the abyss of fad diet attempts. Enjoy hilarious belly laughs reading how this one simple woman has never been able to put a kibosh on the endurance race of quick, but not always successful, weight loss. One door closes another one opens, but what happens if you can't fit through the open door? I see a potential dilemma for we oversized but loveable mortals. WARNING: IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, PUT THIS BOOK DOWN AND WALK AWAY!
