Publisher's Synopsis
They are back!
Alex and Katija, a couple so wicked they make Bonnie and Clyde look like Mary Poppins and Pee-wee Herman. Sid and Nancy - Jehovah's Witnesses. Adolf and Eva - A pair of jaywalkers at the Octoberfest. They are joined again by Mira, the girl genius, Stalin, the mean dog, and Balls, the daemon possessed parrot.
Times are dire for this infamous group. Broke, and on the verge of being homeless, their chemical fun budget has been severely reduced - a shocking development! Nor do they get to play with exotic, tanned broads abroad. No, their adventures in Sweden keep them busy as bees on Benzedrine.
This modern masterpiece contains five delights:
- A serious tangle with a new, unique form of life.
- Alex does some self-examination.
- An infernal invasion.
- Honesty rears its ugly head.
- Payback is a frigid feminist.
Warning! Do not operate heavy machinery whilst reading this book. Reading this book may result in unwanted side-effects, including: Hysterical fits of laugher. Voiding that stick up your ass. Growing a pair. Getting your panties in a bunch. Heart attack due to micro and mega aggressions. Spontaneous feminist combustion (SFC). Millennial safe space agoraphobia (MSSA). Anaphylactic shock and seizures due to lack of trigger warning in the introduction.
Praise for Alex and Katija - the Terrible Two
"Greatest book ever written!" - Bullshitters Weekly
"A monumental piece of prose!" - Gordon Hooper
"Will rock the foundations of the literary world!" - Graffiti scrawling on some forgotten toilette stall
"A masterpiece!" - The Analphabet Herald
"A really great book!" - My mommy
"A piece of sh*t!" - Everybody else
