Publisher's Synopsis
If you enjoyed the movie, "Brother, Where Art Thou?" you will love this book by Michael Mullen, "The Adventures of a Bubba in Greater Metropolitan Gnaw Bone."In reality, Gnaw Bone is a small unincorporated town in Brown County, Indiana, with barely any population at all. By car you can travel from one side of town to another in only eighteen seconds (twenty-one seconds during rush hour).But to hear Mullen tell tales of his home, the area is so influential that it annexes the entire county and beyond. To the point of being the Capital City of the United States of America. Home to the United Nations. The hub of Disney World, the Gnaw Bone 500 Race, the world's best theatre district and more. Downtown Gnaw Bone is the epicenter of the much larger Greater Metropolitan Gnaw Bone, which rivals London, Rome, and Paris as an international destination. And it is all run by local Bubbas, who must constantly fend off hostile takeover attempts by carpet bagging, uppity New Yorkers who think they are better than Bubbas and keep offering to buy Gnaw Bone for twenty-four dollars worth of beads, New York's standard rate for the purchase of indigent Native lands. This hilarious cultural struggle between the Gnaw Bone Bubbas and the New York Uppities is a continuing series. Come magically escape the hardships of the world in which we live today, and immerse yourself into the land of Bubbas. Enjoy a hearty laugh. This is raw stupidity at its finest. Do not forget to read the Preface, which explains why the book is written in all lower case ("the little letters"), and why all the town hound dogs are named, "Gggg Mmmm Gggg Bbbb."You will want to return again and again, with each new adventure penned by author Michael "Bubba" Mullen, who resides in Greater Metropolitan Gnaw Bone with his son, "Bubba Junior," his other son "Another Bubba," and their hound dog "Gggg Mmmm Gggg Bbbb."
