A Raft Manifest

Fiction. Art. In the wake of The Becoming, Rem+Rom become hyper-aware of their current state and build a log raft to "riverse ingenear" their father's route that berthed them unceremoniously at the mouth of the "Colonvia" river--all in the name of "westword x-pantson". To log their passage, the bastard brothers jury-rig their own DIY "landgauge" derived in part from Chinook jargon, Spanish, pirate and surfer slang, and backwoods Pidgin English (disseminated from a "courier" pigeon's "messyjizz"), and a steampunk "riding" system "cannonballized" from books they "in- heretic" from their estranged "riverend (f)author" and decipher adrift on the river (his "illitterit" journals (rife with typos and dim-witted dogberryisms), The "Eventshores" of Huckleberry Finn, Finnegans Wake and the Discovery doctrine of "maninfest dustyknee")--a written script that also marries "spittin' imedge" with text, down to "customb" typefaces cyber-rigged from a refurbished Remington, and that "messysorrylie inkloots" drafty copyedits to prove illegitimacy [sic] and that reads "backwoods" (by "trail + earhorror'' they learn to read right to left since no one "tot" them "udderwise"). A dyslexic "hystorickle" story-line "devilips" in time (in the "reel moondough") as Rem+Rom take turns "scooby divine" into the choppy floodwaters beneath the raft and pipe up the feed (akin to a dream log), and "off corse" their twined storylines reflexively "merehorror" the bona fide riding of A RAFT MANIFEST--or "Huck Finnegans Wake," if you will--exposing its progeneration.