Publisher's Synopsis
Most People are Strangely Unaware that it is Possible and most Practical to Build a NEW Jerusalem, as Opposed to sitting around for the next 10,000 Years or more, Patiently Waiting for a New Jerusalem to come down from God, out of Heaven, somewhere. Yes, there are several Good Reasons for Building such a Beautiful Planned City State within the Great State of Flexible Texas, in spite of it being Unconstitutional, according to "The Divided States of United Lies," which would see it as a Great Threat to our "National Security" beCAUSE of not being Able to TAX it! Indeed, a Holy City like the New Jerusalem would Naturally not be Taxable: beCause all of those Wise People would Learn, Believe, Love, and OBEY "The New MAGNIFIED Version of the 20 Commandments!" - which anyone can easily Discover in a very Inspired Book, called: "LIGHTNING STRIKES Versus Lightning Bugs!" (HOW you can Become Moderately RICH, without Telling any Lies nor Selling any Trash!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R), Book 074, which contains about 60 Colored Photographs with Enlightening Explanations that will Astound you! - that is, IF you still have Functional Brains, and are not Related with the Chief Criminals in the District of Colombian Drug Addicts in Washington, who have yet to Discover this Amazing Book, which is a Great THREAT to their Evil Capitalist Empire, which is already Shaking and Trembling, just to Learn the Information in this Description for "A New Jerusalem in the Great State of Flexible Texas!" beCAUSE, the very Notion that the Masses of Citizens might Learn those 20 Magnified Commandments, is Extremely Displeasing to them: beCause, if those Citizens should OBEY those Harmless Commandments, those BureauRATS would simply be put OUT of Business! Yes, that Notion is very Upsetting to them. Nevertheless, that is what is about to Happen: beCause, "The Swanky Sword of Divine Truths" cannot be Defeated by any Means, and certainly not by any Lying Trumpeter with a Peewee Tally Whacker only 2-inches Long, which could never Stand Up to the GIANTS within this Wonderful Book, which is what all Faithful Latter-day Saints have been Patiently Waiting for: beCause the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is going to FINANCE the Construction of the Most Beautiful Planned City State in the Whole World! Yes, not only will they Finance it, by their Generous Tithes and Offerings; but, many other Churches and Institutions have already Agreed to Assist them in all Ways: beCause a New Jerusalem will be a Shining Example for the Whole World to Follow, whereby all Crimes and Taxes will CEASE, and those Wise People will be Living in PEACE! Therefore, do not Deprive "thineself" of this very Important Information! After all, every Volunteer Working Soldier will end up Living in a Beautiful Swanky PALACE, Tax-free, even if the State of Texas must Secede from the Union! Yes, God has made that Provision for his SAINTS! Therefore, Enlighten your Mind concerning it: beCause it is the Latest New Thing that is Happening! Guaranteed!
