Publisher's Synopsis
* In sex, nice guys come last
* Send your man a Valentines card in a different name. If he doesn't tell you about it, dump him.
* Life is a three-ring circus: Will he ring, engagement ring, wedding ring.
If everything is rosy and your heart's beating fast - then you're either in love or having a coronary. If you can bear to see your lover in their worst pants and still smile like you would at a kitten - then A Lover's Little Instruction Book is for you. But be warned - everyone else is going "Bleurghhhh!" behind your back.
