Publisher's Synopsis
My Cover Model
An average romance author? ✓
Lately, the only romance action I've gotten is from my novels.
He's handsome and nice and way out of my league. A serious crush? ✓
I should know better, yet, I can't help but fall for him. A chance I can make him mine?
Only one way to find out: Put him on a book cover and ask him to a book signing. My Five Dates
The Goal:
Find a fake girlfriend to prove to my boss I'm not a flight risk. The Plan:
Blackmail Sloan Zehler when I catch her messing with my brother's car. The Agreement:
Five Dates. The Execution:
Pretend to date, pretend to care for each other, but no sex.
And definitely don't fall in love. My Wrong Number
Texting the wrong number never felt so right. It started with a not-so-innocent text that I'd meant to send to the guy I was casually dating. Things had been moving slowly, and I'd decided it was time to spice things up. Me: I need you to come over. I want to feel you inside me.
Him: Who is this?
Me: Indy. Who's this?
Him: Wrong number.
Me: Oh crap. I'm sorry.
Him: I'm not. What's your address? Now, I have to decide whether I want to block him and text the guy I meant to in the first place. Or do something outrageously bold and tell him to come over. Me: . . . My Favorite Mistake
My First Mistake:
Breaking up with my boyfriend right before I turn thirty. Second Mistake:
Requesting my expert in the sack best friend, Griffin, give me a leg-shaking orgasm as a birthday gift. My Third Mistake:
Lying to myself that I wouldn't fall for my best friend just because we slept together. My Fourth Mistake:
Accidentally telling Griffin I love him.
And losing our friendship forever. My Guy Problem
Dear Lydia,
I need help with my neighbor.
She doesn't like me, but I can't stop thinking about having sex with her. Half of me wants to fuck her, and the other half wants to choke her. Or choke her while I fuck her.
How do I put her out of my mind?
Sincerely,
Guy Problems Who is Lydia? Me, the advice columnist. Who is Guy Problems? My sexy neighbor (in disguise). What's the problem? I need his help, even though we don't like each other. Guy Problems is about to become my guy problem.
