Publisher's Synopsis
There I was floating through Manhattan and enjoying my Thanksgiving meals when the worst thing that has ever occurred happened to me. I got eaten by a child. Not just any child. Oh no. I got eaten by one who likes to eat and go slug. If you've never gone slug or seen slug, be thankful every day. You are much better off than me. Where was I? Right. I got eaten without a chance of escape. A human stomach isn't like a donkey stomach. I remained stuck with little options. I only knew that there was no way I would stay in this child forever. I had to get out. And so started a tale like no other.
If you've ever wished to fly on a yappy donkey through the night sky, or meet a wizard or three, or have your body ache from slugging it inside a child, or to experience a weird fried chicken obsession, or to meet a cranky granny, or to deal with annoying parents, or to kiss a giant stuffed animal, or to have everything you thought you knew turned upside down and inside out then you've come to the right tale. After you read the tale of this mystic mosquito, those wishes may just dry up. You may even form new ones over the stuff I didn't mention. Now let's settle in and enjoy the true story of this mystic mosquito before the rumors mess up what actually happened.
