Publisher's Synopsis
Can a simpleton with courage and a heart of gold weed the garden of crime, overcome ravaging kudzu vines, defeat the evil kingpin of the city and win the girl? Of course! Find out how in this comic Wild West-Deep South political commentary and feel-good science-fiction monster-movie novella. Short stories included in this book feature a camper waking up with a deadly snake in his sleeping bag; a couple entering an apparently never-ending dark tunnel; Jack Ruby keeping customers happy at his Carousel Club; a cowhand learning the danger of harassing a medicine man; a pothead returning to a years ago tragic scene in the wilds of Utah; and a politically correct private learning about preferred pronouns in the Marine Corps.