Publisher's Synopsis
Before you delve into the pages of this book, I want to be upfront with you: this is not your typical military memoir. It's a candid, no-holds-barred account of my twenty-year journey through the trenches of the Army, and it's not for the faint of heart or the overly sensitive. If you're easily offended, consider this your warning; this book might not be your cup of tea.
This book is a compilation of military expressions, idioms and some stories presented in a satirical manner, aiming to make you chuckle, smirk, or perhaps even guffaw. It's a lighthearted take on the absurdities of military life, a way for me to cope with the madness that sometimes comes with donning the uniform. If you're looking for a solemn, heroic account of valor and sacrifice, you won't find it here. But if you're in the mood for a good laugh and some behind-the-scenes insights into the military world, then you're in the right place.
