Publisher's Synopsis
Principal Patel is a serious woman with a serious goal - to run the best middle school in the universe, or at least on earth. She builds her school on an island, and anyone who is late will miss the school boat and be forced to swim to school. Somehow, only the wackiest people join the school! Nora can't stop telling outrageous lies. Archie watches television in his head. Sage loves to create art that grosses out her classmates. This is a light-hearted short story collection about a very silly middle school.
