Ever had one of those days? You know the one...where everything seems to be fighting against you. I can't even get off the toilet without it biting me in the ass!
Well, that's my life! Everyone wants a piece of me, and I'm fed up. It's time to fight back and gain control over this dysFUNctional family of mine.
No more drinking. No more sex. I'm keeping my legs crossed. Jeez, I already sound boring. I can do this! But I swear, if one more secret is exposed, I'm going to be wrangled in the sheets with a hot cowboy again.
Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book, don't read this book. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. So, if you are looking for a happy ending you are looking in the wrong spot. Feel free to get drunk while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing - move on. But, if you have a sense of humor and like a raunchy comedy - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Rich Crazy Rich Davenport Family.Dysfunctional doesn't even come close to describing the Davenports. Wild, crazy, and out of control comes to mind. Lucy - the mother of six kids likes to drink and have wild and crazy sex with...well, you'll have to read to see. Yaya- the grandmother is the craziest of them all. She likes to sell little blue pills and is a wig-wearing, crazy, sex addict grandmother who rides a moped and hides her stash in the produce. And, if you think these are crazy characters, wait until you meet the rest of this messed-up family.
