Publisher's Synopsis
A whole new way of looking at the book of II Kings! All in poetry form that is highly humorous and engaging.This book is perfect for pastors, youth pastors, Sunday School teachers, or anyone who is teaching or sharing stories from the book of II Kings. Here's one example from a story taken from II Kings 4:38-41 called, "Bad Stew". BAD STEWElisha and some prophetsWere at Gilgal for a meetingA famine had consumed the landNot many folks were eatingElisha told a servant"Fix us up a pot of stew"The servant went to gatherHerbs and brought back quite a fewHe cut them up and stirred them inThe prophets ate a lotUntil one yelled, "ElishaThere is poison in the pot"The prophets started getting sickTheir stomachs turning sourElisha told the servant"Hurry up and get some flour"He threw the flour in the potAnd everyone got better(Except one little skinny guyWho threw up on his sweater)There are 28 Bible story poems that cover the entire book of II Kings with titles such as: Fatal Fall, Fiery Chariot, Bald and Mauled, Blood Water, A Dead Boy Sneezes, The Bread Spread, Seven Dips in a Muddy River, Floating Axe, Dove Poop and Donkey Heads, Jehu's Latrine, and many more.
