Publisher's Synopsis
No, More Nonsense!
Lost your funny bone?
From the mastermind behind "Lovable Limericks" comes a new book - "No, More Nonsense!" A team effort to create rib-tickling, side-splitting limericks on most every topic in the known universe!
If you liked "Lovable Limericks," you'll find even more to love in "No, More Nonsense!" This collection of original compositions includes:
- Epic limericks
- Boisterous baked goods
- Wonky work days
- Cow jokes
- Limericks by season
What is a Limerick?A limerick is a funny poem of five lines. The first, second, and fifth lines are longer and share a rhyme; the third and fourth lines are shorter and share different rhyme. A limerick has a bouncy rhythm and usually ends with a joke. Here's a taste:
A limerick has only five lines
Though it bears other telltale signs;
Chiefly its crimes
Are obnoxious rhymes
And a punchline that earns groans and whines
Example Limerick
The frogs that live at Loyola
Eat bugs atop Gorgonzola
Then have a drink -
You'll know it, I think -
They swig an ice-cold Croak-a-Cola
Family Friendly LimericksWritten as a multi-generational family collaboration, "No, More Nonsense!" captures the best in clean humor and supercharges it with rollicking rhymes and capitivating characters. At times immature, yet always charming and sincere, "No, More Nonsense!" provides the answers for pressing questions such as:
- How does Count Dracula lose weight?
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
- Can a pig breakdance?
- How does a cow cut its grass?
Cleverly Dumb Jokes
"No, More Nonsense!" dishes up familiar favorites, reinvents some old classics, and introduces a few fun flings along the way.
Join us in a walk through our world of nonsense - pick up "No, More Nonsense!" today.
